Christmas Time
Christmas time has come and gone and all in all it was pretty decent this year. I got some cool tech shit for my recording studio and basically ate myself retarded. I had previously decided that Christmas day was going to be a day that I consumed meat rather than my usual fare of vegetables, dairy, and cheese. I cooked up some ginormous steaks for the family Christmas dinner. Seriously, these steaks were FUCKING HUGE. They were like some cartoon steaks you would have seen on the Flintstones or something. Shit, is that how that show was spelled? Eh, who cares. I don’t even know if people read this shit anymore.
Anyway, I ate a lot. It was delicious and you should all be jealous. Oh, and because I don’t meat very often I get serious farts whenever I decide to indulge. There were farts aplenty Christmas night.
I feel pretty good about the gifts I gave to people this year. I managed to get everyone something that they liked and could use. That’s what I think anyway. Hell, for all I know everyone is rushing to the store to return their gifts for $$. Fuck it.
Who gives a shit about what I did for Christmas. lol. I probably wouldn’t give a shit about what you got for Christmas. I sure as hell wouldn’t be reading about it on some crappy blog. Sucker!
I kid, I kid. I’m just in a cocky sarcastic sort of mood. I’m sitting on the couch watching Survivor Man on Netflix via their streaming awesomeness. I use my xbox 360 more for netflix than I do for games. Having said that I got a sudden urge to play a video game. I’m outta here.
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