Good Morning, I’m Gross

Wow, I feel like a dirtball this morning. I haven’t showered in over 24 hours. I’ve been wearing the same t-shirt for longer than 24 hours. Actually, I wore it yesterday, slept in it, and then continued to wear it today. How skank is that? At least I had enough sense to put on some clean socks. I can understand wearing a shirt for 2-3 days or maybe even a pair of jeans for a week. However, socks are another story. Socks should be changed every 24 hours. I can’t stand the feeling of old clammy socks. It’s just down right disgusting. Feet are gross… the end!

The last couple of days have felt like an eternity. I feel like I could sleep for a month. I blame the fall weather for my recent bouts of lethargy. I love the fall. It came so fast. Summer was just a blip. It was here and gone in an instant. Oh well, I’m not a huge fan of summer. It’s too hot and humid in Muncie. I can’t stand humidity. There are only a few things more discomforting than having your clothes stick to you. Oh and did I mention the dreaded ’swamp ass’? If you’re unfamiliar with the term, you don’t live in Muncie. It reminds of the term ‘Schwidt’ which my good friend Richard Knapp has said is the nastiest thing imaginable.

Ah yes… Shwidt. Gotta love that shit.