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<Malagmyr> This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
<Malagmyr> “In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
<Malagmyr> “However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
<Malagmyr> Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah….. right….”

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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

I’m quite aware that the Chuck Norris jokes are getting way old and that the majority of people out there have moved on to bigger and better things to laugh about. I too had nearly purged my memory of every cheesy Chuck Norris joke that I’d heard over the past two years. I was just about to delete the final Chuck memory when I accidentally discovered a website containing a few Chuck Norris jokes that I’d not encountered before. These choice bits were just ripe enough for me to share.

I didn’t write these jokes. They were taken from this website (http://cinema-pedia.com/chuck-norris-facts.html)

Anyway, on with the goods…. Here are 15 Chuck Norris Facts.
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1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2. Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
3. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
4. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
5. Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
8. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.
9. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris won’t ever get a heart attack, because a heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.
12. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
13. Chuck Norris does not “teabag” the ladies. He “Potato-Sacks” them.
14. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
15. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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I think that #’s 3 and 5 take the cake.