Blakroc
Aliens Rap
This deserves props. Anyone that can rhyme words this consistently about the Aliens Trilogy at a quick tempo is master of shit mountain.
Apple iPad is crapPad

I was going to write a post detailing all of the reasons that I think the iPad is a piece of tech shit but it turns out that there are plenty of people on the internet that have already beaten me to the punch.
Here’s a website that pretty much hits the nail on the head.
http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/2010/01/29/ipad-sucks/
The Keynote was an absolute bore. Steve Handjobbs could have summed up the entire presentation in a single sentence. “It’s a bigass iPod Touch.” That’s all he needed to say. Apple has really been dropping the ball as far as new products go. Of course, there are plenty of Apple Fan Boys out there that will vehemently disagree with my statement and their opinions are equally valid. I just think it’s silly.
In summary, the iPad is a stupid handicapped tablet that basically serves one function… It opens up the iPod Touch to people with obese fingers too fat to navigate the original size.
my new mouse
I bought a new computer mouse. If you were under the impression that I had an actual living pet mouse then I’m sorry to disappoint you. It’s a wireless optical mouse. A logitech g7 to be precise. It’s a big step up from my previous $10 logitech mouse that I have been using for the past 3 years.

I’d love to sit here and type more about this awesome computer input device but my cats are meowing at me because it’s time for bed. Gnight.
boxxybabee is an annoying idiot
My girlfriend posted this link on facebook. I think she knew that it would drive me insane.
I’m not the only one…
Brief chat excerpt:
Brittany: I watched 1min29sec of that horrid bitch.
Frank: yeah. She’s completely retarded
Brittany: If I were to meet her in person, I would break every bone in her gayface.
